I'm sorry, this is not gonna turn into an all-cat blog, I promise. This is the last one, it's just that THE DUDE GETS IN THE SHOWER WITH ME.
He doesn't even care that he's a cat and he hates water, he climbs in silently while I'm soaping up my face or something and then waits for me to scream uncontrollably/almost have a heart attack, because, dude, THERE'S A CAT IN THE SHOWER WITH ME!
Unfortunately my screams and efforts to cover myself up (lest I taint him?), did not dissuade him. He simply sat there being lightly sprayed by the shower, staring up at me with a look that says, "I do not like this water touching me whatsoever. But I'm afraid when I can't see you, you'll never be able to pet me again and I needs me some love, so hurry this 'washing' stuff up. Oh and you missed a spot."
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There are so many ways I could go with this...with the kitty and the wetness and the you being naked and all.
I'm overwhelmed by the possibilities. I think my brain just imploded.
We have a clear shower curtain in our bathroom (otherwise how would I peep on guests taking showers??), and Noodle will often sit outside the shower with her chin resting on the bathtub. If she gets really needy she'll jump in, but she pays a price, because once she's in there, she's just gonna get a bath, and she hates getting a bath.
PS. I miss you terribly.
I don't know how I feel about a blog that involves you in the shower with another male.... But oh, how I love blogs with the word "taint" in it...
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