A: He did?!
B: Yeah you want to go?
A: Are you kidding?
B: No. I mean, ok, honestly I asked a few people first, but you were like third on my list.
B: Third behind five other people I asked before those three.
A: That's not what I mean - although thanks for boosting my self-esteem - I mean, he gave you tickets? Himself?
B: Yeah. And then he said I could make out with his hot wife.
A: No he didn't.
B: No, dang it, he didn't. But he did give me tickets to the NFL.
A: Well, not the whole NFL.
B: You can't say it like that?
A: No, I think you're just supposed to say, "He gave me tickets to the game." Tickets to the NFL, is like saying, "He gave me tickets to the NBA."
B: Well, that's stupid.
A: I know. So he just gave you tickets? Does he know your name even?
B: Uh, he totally knows my name! Maybe.
A: You should make out with his cleft chin for that!
B: Well, maybe someone has to remind him what my name is, but he got our whole project team tickets, and there's only a handful of us, so I like to pretend he knows my name.
A: And doodles it in his playbook during pep talks.
A: Seriously, you need to make out with that chin.
B: So anyway, do you want to go? Because my offer expires soon.
A: Of course I want to go!
B: Oh . . .
B: I thought you were going to say no.
B: What! I already asked Beth and so now I have to take her!
A: Well, lucky for you I can't go.
B: What! You just said you wanted to go!
A: Well, I want to but I can't.
B: I knew it.
A: Thanks for thinking of me though.
B: You're welcome.
A: How many people did you really ask before you asked me?
B: I can't even remember.
A: I love you too.