Ahhhhh! Stop talking all low and whispery to each other like that! MY NERVES CAN'T HANDLE IT.
Harry Motherfucking Potter!
(if I could make that font glitter I'd totally do it)
Harry Hogwarts Hermione Ron Snape Snape Severus Snape Potter! HP7 as they're calling it. I don't even care that they're whittling it down to a weird little acronym, I'd get that creepy, steely looking acronym tattooed on my bicep because the movie looks soooooo good!
Yeah, on the inside of my bicep, because I don't want to show it off all the time.
(Sometimes it's amazing I can lift a coffee cup to my lips. I've got to get back to the gym. At one point in my life I could bench press the barbell. Just the bar. With no weight on it. Don't be jealous. That sucker weighs like 8 . . . 10 pounds. Just kidding, I think it's 45 pounds. Forty five pounds of pure steel I could life over my head like some sort of Greek goddess! . . . Er, at least that's what I used to yell every time I made it more than one rep.)
The best thing about not having any sort of memory is that I don't have any sort of memory, so everything seems new to me. I've read all the books, most of them more than once, and I know for sure I loved the last one with all of my heart, but I cannot for the life of me remember what happens.
I was watching the trailer, and I started to get all excited and nervous, and I was like, "Oh my God! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!"
I mean, I know what the end-end is going to be, but I forget all of the middle section, so I just started shouting at my laptop, "Why is Harry with Voldemort so much? Oh my gosh Run! RUN FASTER! Hermione what are you doing? Who are you being so brave against, and why is Ron topless in a field of leaves?! Who just kissed? MORE Voldemort?! Where's Dumbledore? OH MY GOSH THAT'S RIGHT (*slight sobbing starts here*) Why does the panning across the landscape sort of look like the opening of the Twilights? This better not have a crossover or I'm gonna be pissed. (*now the sweating with nervousness starts*) And how come Harry looks like someone out of Lord of the Rings for a while? AND WHEN WAS THERE A LIGHT SABER STANDOFF AT THE END!?! Oh my god I'm so excited!"
Two parts my ass. Someone better leak that shit or I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
I mean, just look at this.
J.K. Rowling, sometimes I wish you were my mom.
(just kidding mom, i love you)
1 comment:
Just so you know i too am more excited about this than the birth of my first child. . .(due date to be announced in the next 5-10 years). Sexy and i have been camping out for the last month to make sure we're the first ones in that movie theater, while the math teacher has been sobbing. . . literally can't speak because of the sobbing while reading the 7th book. . . .EVERYONE'S world is going to change on the 19th!
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